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Hilarious computer errors

Hilarious computer errors

2008-02-21

Something useful this way comes..

Hi all!

So, I haven’t been writing lately.. busy as hell and no time for this cyber-crap.

But because I’m such a nice guy, I’ll share something I’ve discovered after hours and hours of pissing off - HTML presentation on a CD.

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2008-02-05

Upside down !?

Filed under: Computer errors — Tags: , , , , , , — admin @ 22:49

Hi!

So, here I am, doing my business (programming in TOAD, project leading, communicating with clients - all at once!) when suddenly display on monitors goes black and after few seconds filps vertical (rotates for 180 degrees). I knew that if I make a screenshot, no one would believe me - so I had to take this one with GSM camera.

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(sorry for smudgeing, some things ought to stay private)

Later we’ve figured that this is no error. The monitor software allows display rotating by keyboard combination CTRL+ALT+cursor arrow. However, this was the funniest highlight of the day :)

2008-01-11

Prepare to laugh :)

Filed under: Computer errors — Tags: , , , , — admin @ 23:33

When I saw this, I just knew why the AVG is ‘free edition’ :D

confusing

Image taken from here.

2007-12-27

TOAD on LSD :)

Filed under: Computer errors — Tags: , , , , , , , — admin @ 21:57

Exception - unknown software exeption.

Although TOAD is one among better (if not the best) tools for Oracle PL/SQL programming, some things just *have* to be annoying.

LSD TOAD

Yes, we - PL/SQL developers have to live with a large number of stupid errors generated by TOAD, but hey - sometimes it’s fun :)

P.S. we’re on vacation so we’ll have no opportunity to publish more TOAD-ish errors soon. Guess it’s time to fill the ’something useful’ category :)

2007-12-18

Downloading 150%.. WTF!? :)

Filed under: Computer errors — Tags: , , , , , , — admin @ 23:13

Hi,

OK, here’s one that almost missed me (us).

You maybe won’t notice at first but it’s preety freakin’ hilarious :D

150% downloaded..

As you can see, TOAD is downloading 158,36% of file being downloaded, although it is mathematically impossible :)

Btw. don’t use TOAD’s FTP client, it sux big time - it is so slow it should be called ‘frozen TOAD’ :)

Tnx to Zoki for the screenshot.

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